What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:05

Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
What happens to single guys when they get older?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.